IF YOU SAY THESE THINGS, I HATE YOU
- •"Still water"It's just regular water. How much carbonated water are you surrounding yourself with that you have to say this?
- •"Sooner rather than later"What does this mean? Compared to what? Whatever later is, do it sooner than that. Oh my bad, I was thinking we should do this later than sooner.
- •"Phuh"I don't care how the Vietnamese pronounce it. I don't say, "can I get a calzon-ay!? With some moss-ah-reilla?" Naw B, it's a calzone with mozzarella. You don't need to pronounce everything in its original accent.
- •"At the end of the day"Like are we talkin 11:59pm or dusk-ish? Why does everything happen at the end of the day anyway? Y'all got to chill with that.