Things I Discover Whilst Unemployed

The list will surely grow
  1. The main thing my dog does during the work week is find different places to lie down
  2. Her favorite place is anywhere with the sun's glare
  3. Job hunting is sorority recruitment. In many, many ways
  4. Friends and How I Met Your Mother do in fact have similar story lines
    Both are still great though
  5. "Seven" rhymes with "Kevin"
    God help me