Thoughts from a former fitness instructor who is now a FATASS

  1. Why aren't there more fat people on the beach
  2. Moo moos aren't just for grandmas anymore
  3. I really shouldn't look at pictures of me when I was totally buff
  4. What in the hell happened
  5. I wish I was as fat as the first time I thought I was fat
  6. I would be happy to be the before picture in the weight loss ads I've seen
  7. I need more fat friends
  8. I am so not looking forward to my Punta Cana vacation with my two super fit friends who "love to run"