Thoughts after watching every episode of Game of Thrones in less than one week

Spoilers obvi
  1. Dear Lord, someone kill Sansa already! #GoTSeason1
  2. Is Melisandre the Yoko Ono of Westeros? #GoTSeason2
  3. AND NOW A SEXY GAY KING?! #GoTSeason2
  4. FUCK HE WAS JUST STABBED BY MELISANDRE'S SMOKE BABY IN FRONT OF HIS LESBIAN KNIGHT AND LADY STARK #GoTSeason2
  5. I want more of this lady knight and Jaime Lannister (though that may sound redundant) #GoTSeason2
  6. Melisandre's wannabe-king boyfriend looks like a Medieval CPA. #GoTSeason3
  7. In Game of Thrones, as in Republican politics, it's apparently still rhetorically acceptable to smear all the queers. #GoTSeason4
  8. OH MY GOD I HAVE MAD GIRL-CRUSHES ON KHALEESI AND BRIENNE OF TARTH
  9. Game of Thrones is the more empathetic side of Republican politics. #GoTSeason4
  10. I LOVE THE MOON DOOR: possible pedagogical tool? #GoTSeason4
  11. Melisandre is the medieval precursor to the women in The Craft. #GoTSeason5
  12. Some of these scenes featuring Khaleesi in Meereen remind of a Where's Waldo adventure. #GoTSeason5
  13. The slavers' discussion of Tyrion's penis size uncannily mirrors a season of Republican debates. #littlehands #GoTSeason5
  14. To be honest, the death(?) of Khaleesi's dragon is the first death that has affected me. Maybe Catelyn Stark's. #GoTSeason5
  15. There's a moment in the 4th or 5th season when Melisandre takes a bath without her necklace & she doesn't become old #continuityerror #GoTSeason6
  16. I hope Jon Snow's resurrection does not turn him into a symbolic Christ-like figure. That would be the tritest. #GoTSeason6
  17. Game of Thrones seems to be a little clichéd: Sins of the father etc. etc. etc. #GoTSeason6