High School Classes That I Never Should Have Passed
- •ChemistryMy dad thought it'd look great on my college resume if I took it in 9th grade, back-to-back with Biology. Then I poured hydrochloride acid down a sink. Also my teacher was named Ms. Weed, so...
- •PhysicsSpent most of this class period hiding in the photo lab.
- •CalculusSelf-explanatory. #asianfail
- •Senior EnglishMy teacher wrote a note to my parents, acknowledging that: a) I wasn't reading the assigned books and b) still getting A's on my papers, because she appreciated my primo bullshit skills.
- •AP US HistoryI didn't realize how boring a bunch of white guys are. Also, my teacher died halfway though the class.