High School Classes That I Never Should Have Passed

  1. Chemistry
    My dad thought it'd look great on my college resume if I took it in 9th grade, back-to-back with Biology. Then I poured hydrochloride acid down a sink. Also my teacher was named Ms. Weed, so...
  2. Physics
    Spent most of this class period hiding in the photo lab.
  3. Calculus
    Self-explanatory. #asianfail
  4. Senior English
    My teacher wrote a note to my parents, acknowledging that: a) I wasn't reading the assigned books and b) still getting A's on my papers, because she appreciated my primo bullshit skills.
  5. AP US History
    I didn't realize how boring a bunch of white guys are. Also, my teacher died halfway though the class.