Evil self bucket list

Things I've always wondered about doing but never will... Wondering if anyone has this thoughts
  1. Throw my drink to someone
    Most likely to some guy who actually deserves it
  2. Brake a window
    A big one... Bonus points if it's with a chair
  3. Smash a car
    Just because
  4. Burn a car
    Why not?
  5. Stop a wedding
    I pray my mind never makes me do this 😂
  6. Slap someone HARD
    Suggested by   @ameliaville