I AM ON A BUS IN BUSHWICK
Only way to get home - the borough, she's vast
- •Why did I wear such short shorts? My upper thigh area is touching the FABRIC SEATSI don't touch subway poles if I don't absolutely have to. I know it's rude and I know I've fallen on top of multiple people I'm sorry let me live 🍕🍕🍕🍕 but they don't ever clean bus fabric I'm sure of that
- •Only took my prescription sunglasses with me today and I can't read street signs without them so I'm currently wearing them even though it's dark out. I look like a real creepOr maybe everyone is like "Corey Hart looks good but also why is he on this bus and why is he a girl also?" 🎱
- •This bus ride is so pleasant!
- •I'm car sick from typing I hate buses😳I keep 😳 smelling 😳 toast???
- •I'm so nervous to push the yellow tape to request a stopThis is too much responsibility 👻 and I can't entirely tell where we are because I'm wearing sunglasses and it's night time 😎😎😎😎
- •A man is yelling so loud and inviting the bus driver to join him for a cookout tomorrow. Now he's screaming "YOU ARE WELCOME" at the driverI like his style?
- •Fuck I missed my stop fuuuuuuuck