Only way to get home - the borough, she's vast
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    Why did I wear such short shorts? My upper thigh area is touching the FABRIC SEATS
    I don't touch subway poles if I don't absolutely have to. I know it's rude and I know I've fallen on top of multiple people I'm sorry let me live 🍕🍕🍕🍕 but they don't ever clean bus fabric I'm sure of that
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    Only took my prescription sunglasses with me today and I can't read street signs without them so I'm currently wearing them even though it's dark out. I look like a real creep
    Or maybe everyone is like "Corey Hart looks good but also why is he on this bus and why is he a girl also?" ðŸŽą
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    This bus ride is so pleasant!
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    I'm car sick from typing I hate buses
    ðŸ˜ģI keep ðŸ˜ģ smelling ðŸ˜ģ toast???
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    I'm so nervous to push the yellow tape to request a stop
    This is too much responsibility ðŸ‘ŧ and I can't entirely tell where we are because I'm wearing sunglasses and it's night time 😎😎😎😎
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    A man is yelling so loud and inviting the bus driver to join him for a cookout tomorrow. Now he's screaming "YOU ARE WELCOME" at the driver
    I like his style?
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    Fuck I missed my stop fuuuuuuuck