SOME THOUGHTS I HAVE HAD WHILE STUCK IN THIS UBER FOR THE LAST TWO HOURS
Trying to get to Newark Airport from Brooklyn at rush hour. Been stuck on Broome Street for an hour and a half.
- •Will I think of this time when I'm on my deathbed wishing for more time?
- •Is that guy on the stoop that alcoholic, aspiring male model from "Southern Charm"?
- •I'm taking ambien for the first time on this flight - will I assault someone or gamble?
- •I think I just saw Phillip Glass? This'll be like the 4th time in 2 years. Now it's just getting weird.
- •Am I gonna miss my flight?!?!