THINGS I DOUBT (AND THINGS I'VE DONE)
"I'm just a girl, I'm just a girl in the world." - Arthur Miller
- •"Sorry just got this!"Nice try. PS: I do this all the time.
- •"Sorry I thought I replied to this!"I also do this all the time, often times even for real.
- •"Sorry I got a new phone and lost all my contacts! Who is this?"Classic. One of my favorites. Big fan. But come on - it's 2015, let's get serious.
- •Gluten allergiesI was gluten free for 6 months and I looked like a glamorous skeleton but that's it?
- •PsychicsIf you can see the future, why do you live in a weird van? You just like, couldn't deny fate or something?
- •The Kardashian genetics.I don't think bodies work that way in nature? Possibly just jealous?
- •This list.It started as a text thing but then turned to gluten and psychics and the Kardashians? Oh well. Just free-stylin', I guess.