This is clearly a joke, Peace Corps. Don't worry.
  1. If meridian markets stop selling oreos
  2. If we see cow poop in the road one more time
  3. If we see someone even thinking about drinking a macchiato
  4. If the power goes out ONE MORE TIME
  5. If the VRF takes more than 15 minutes to complete
  6. If medical advice to get over a cold includes "drinking caj", "open the window in the morning", "never have wet hair", or anything to do with promaja