THE VIRGIN GYNECOLOGIST APPOINTMENT
- •I went to a new gynecologist a while back.We chatted about the usual, everything is fine. Then...
- •"Are you sexually active?"No.
- •"Have you ever been sexually active?"No. (She's shocked. I must have looked HOT that day. 👀)
- •"Is there any chance you will become sexually active in the near future?"No, I am not interested in pursuing anything right now. No prospects. Nah.
- •Later on...
- •"What do you use during your menstrual cycle?"Pads.
- •"You know, I really think you should start using tampons in order to prepare for sexual intercourse."😳 Um, I'm okay right now? I legit burst out laughing at this.
- •Like everything we talked about went back to sex...which is literally a non-issue in my life!
- •My takeaway from all this?I must be damn hot because my gynecologist is shocked I'm a virgin and hellbent on preparing me not to be one. 😜