THINGS I DON'T WANT TO DO WHEN I'M DATING SOMEONE

It's been a nice, long 21 years of singledom. I've had quite a while to study exactly what I hate about the couples around me and mentally tell myself, "I'm NEVER doing that." Let's hope I live up to the list.
  1. Excessive PDA (No one wants to see it...or hear it!)
  2. Forget my friends
  3. Only talk about my boyfriend
  4. Kiss in photobooth pictures
  5. Insist on us spending every free moment together
  6. Say "I love you" too early
  7. Get unnecessarily jealous
  8. Put up with bad treatment
  9. Try to change myself
  10. Pretend to be super into his hobbies
  11. Drag everyone else into our drama
  12. Give up on my dreams