Things Strangers in Kigali Have Said at Me in the Past 7 Days

You don't get this lucky twice
  1. Muzungu
    A given
  2. Slow muzungu
    Made the mistake of starting to jog in East Africa
  3. Carbohydrates
    He locked eyes with me as he said it, making it all the more concerning
  4. "Big like tree"
    They weren't wrong
  5. Ayin
    I believe the majority of my coworkers think this is my name. Approaching that time when its been too long to correct them.
  6. GERMAN!
    Incorrect!
  7. Obama?
    Big fan
  8. Lost muzungu
    Almost always