THINGS THAT SHOULD BE SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO START A GO FUND ME PAGE FOR

  1. Uber charges
  2. Weekly alcohol donations
  3. A party for day-after Thanksgiving turkey survivors
  4. Money for someone to make my Instagram cooler
  5. Money for me to pay people to like my Instagram photos so I'm not always my own 11th like
  6. Drugs
    (The fun ones)
  7. Replacing my shattered iPhone screen
  8. Hulu Plus/ HBO Go accounts
    (For the less fortunate who aren't able to steal their friends cousins fiancées brothers moms password)
  9. Funds to delete the Ashley Madison account I made as a joke that is now haunting my future as it exists in the cyber world