Pics of My Drug Dealer
Since 2004, this orphan has smuggled narcotics far and wide for profit. she sells me weed and stuff for my cramps and I wouldn't call her a friend because of her terrible attitude but she'd take a bullet for me in 1 second so I let her borrow my car and we hang out when my other friends are at work
- •Had to kick off this list with what is probably my favorite pic of this waste of space- she has Crohn's disease and was having a terrible episode.... a serious medical emergency at the time but I laugh about it now
- •I took this one when we went to 6 flags a few days ago. She saw the superman ride after blindly promising me she'd go on it-- Classic scheme of mine
- •She's a piece of shit, but she knows it. What can she say! She likes to have fun.
- •Her critically-acclaimed impression of our mutual friend Alan. He died a few years back and I never knew him personally but she insists our souls are connected
- •She always complains about her resting face because her eyes water really hard and her grey eyebrows are super heavy....
- •The happiest I've ever seen her. She finally got approved for a loan!