Teenager, Virgin: Pics of Me, 2007-2012
Hard to believe there was ever a time when I hadn't yet been banged out big time!
- •I was only 13 here and very bony--meaning thin (not a reference to boning, which means sex.) Also, I am on a trapeze at circus camp. The holy trinity for no sex at all whatsoever even on the radar. Or kissing. Nothing :)
- •I like this picture because it SCREAMS ninth grade. this little piggy died without ever getting laid. Sad :/
- •A point & shoot digital camera selfie of me with @camilleshoosh in Paris, summer of 2011. both of us were virgins, bien sûr!
- •After I got my wisdom teeth out. I was only born with three of them! THAT sounds like something only a virgin would brag about
- •Me standing in the classic Intimidated Virgin's pose (the unsexed-contrapposto) at the Hagia Sophia. Everyone in southeastern Europe can tell if you're a virgin or not just by looking at you
- •In Costa Rica with my family, just a week into starting birth control. I had diarrhea every single day for two weeks. I also had an arrested development fan art phone case and small snake around my neck and my dad took pictures of my sisters and me anytime we took selfies
- •But! Truly! Nothing means anything and I'm a person and pictures are funny and sex is not revelatory it is just normal goodbye✨✨✨