Reasons Why I Am the Worst

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    commas
    i use too many, have u seen my lists?? commas are not used to replace every other form of punctuation,,,, but that's not gonna stop me
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    my profile picture
    everyone else has really cute profile pictures, but there i am, an ugly little pie
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    can't get over zayn
    i can't, i never will, i wish i could but it'll never happen
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    flaky
    i never ever text back i'm so bad ask @lesbian i'm the worst person ever, wanna make plans with me?? good fuckin luck with that bud i won't text back for hours and then when i finally make plans i'll probably just cancel 5 minutes before the agreed time
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    obsessed with astrology
    i take it too serious, i won't date people if our signs are incompatible. every time i see something about me and my friends' sign i send it to them, i wouldn't be friends with me
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    emojis
    these are my recent emojis: πŸ€‘πŸ˜πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‘πŸš¨πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ˜‰πŸ‘ŽπŸΌπŸ˜€πŸ‘Ήβ€οΈπŸ˜ŠπŸ€—πŸ™„πŸ˜—πŸ’¦πŸ™ƒπŸ‘ŒπŸ½πŸ’―πŸ”₯πŸ˜†πŸ˜ΆπŸ€”πŸ˜©β˜ΊοΈπŸ˜…πŸ™‚πŸ˜ i can't even tell if it's ironic or not anymore
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    y am i like this