Ted Talks I Feel Qualified to Give

just showing off a few of my many skills
  1. how to effectively cry yourself into dehydration
  2. how to lose all your friends in 5 short days
    literally all of them every single one i'm a fucking expert
  3. how to catch shit on fire and what happens after BONUS: how to put out a house that's on fire
  4. 11 spunky ways to make ur life 20 times worse
  5. why eating an entire bag of nacho cheese doritos a day is actually good for you
  6. how to handle any situation involving emotions in exactly the wrong way
  7. me screaming for 68 minutes
  8. my soc k collection
  9. how to eat a whole bag of tater tots
  10. 19 creative ways to kill ur sims and have a good time watching it