THINGS I WANT FOR XMAS

  1. A domesticated UMass squirrel
  2. Yeezy boosts
  3. So many socks
  4. A bathing suit that costs like $160
    Yikes
  5. 5000 assorted French Bulldogs and pugs
  6. Frank oceans new album
    Dude are you still alive?? Where the fuck are you??
  7. Some sort of cute hair dye job that costs like 10¢
  8. More cacti
  9. Enough white wine to get me through 2016
  10. Sweaters
  11. Both Franco brothers