Careers I'd Pursue If Money Wasn't An Option

  1. Mixtape maker
    Listen to music all day long and personalize tapes to the listener! So many *GASP* moments. Crank it!
  2. Book reader
    Not reviewer. Just reader.
  3. Jet ski tester
    Ummmm I ride jet skis all day?
  4. Baseball stadium beer vendor
    BEER HERE! And watch all the baseball I want. Plus my calves would look 💯
  5. Witch
    I'd be a good witch, like Glenda. With the occasional exception, e.g. Using magic to make sure orange people can't be POTUS