MY FAVORITE EMOJIS AND WHY

Why not
  1. 💩 Because I'm literally a smiling piece of shit
  2. 😭 Also describes much of my life
  3. ❤️ because I love hearts
  4. 🔫 often used to describe how I'm feeling at work
  5. 🍔 I'm a burger queen
  6. 🍷 Probably a wino