THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER GOOGLE

Also known as a list of things I'm scared to know more about (but also KIND of curious...)
  1. Pink eye
  2. Dandruff
  3. Effectiveness of hand sanitizer
  4. Dirtiest part of an airplane
  5. Is ice at restaurants clean
  6. Do people spit in my food
  7. Are hot towels sanitary
  8. Do pedicure baths get cleaned
  9. Who is watching me in the elevator
  10. Calories in chocolate molten lava cake