HOW MANY BITES OF TURKEY AND/OR STUFFING I WILL CONSUME AFTER ALREADY REALIZING I'M WICKED FULL

A list of possible outcomes...
  1. 1.
    One
  2. 2.
    Two
  3. 3.
    Three
  4. 4.
    Until all my guests leave in disgust
  5. 5.
    Until the table appears to have had a swarm of zombies run through it
  6. 6.
    Until I pass out and wake later to eat 3 more bites
  7. 7.
    Four
  8. 8.
    Five
  9. 9.
    Until I boot and rally
  10. 10.
    Fuck it, I'm having ham and applesauce instead