HOW MANY BITES OF TURKEY AND/OR STUFFING I WILL CONSUME AFTER ALREADY REALIZING I'M WICKED FULL
A list of possible outcomes...
- •Until all my guests leave in disgust
- •Until the table appears to have had a swarm of zombies run through it
- •Until I pass out and wake later to eat 3 more bites
- •Until I boot and rally
- •Fuck it, I'm having ham and applesauce instead