A list of possible outcomes...
  1. One
  2. Two
  3. Three
  4. Until all my guests leave in disgust
  5. Until the table appears to have had a swarm of zombies run through it
  6. Until I pass out and wake later to eat 3 more bites
  7. Four
  8. Five
  9. Until I boot and rally
  10. Fuck it, I'm having ham and applesauce instead