BJ NOVAK @ U OF R

Best moments
  1. 1. I recently attended my first Transgender Support Group. I listened to everyone talk for over an hour. When it finally became my time to talk, I said, "I feel like a man stuck in a woman's body." Everyone in the circle shook their heads in agreement. I said, "That's how tight my girlfriends pussy is."
  2. 2. People tell me I'm a pessimist, I think that's a bad thing.
  3. 3. Blanket in the HOF of toys before Chess
  4. 4. If you love something let it go, if you don't love something definitely let it go, basically everything, don't care
  5. 5. Panda 'cute' joke