5 FOODS I'VE CONSUMED A GROSS AMOUNT OF

Thanks, mom.
  1. Salsa
    Specifically the Safeway brand, "Southwest Salsa." Probably have consumed 2,000 of these tubs. Thanks mom, for the ultimate after school snack.
  2. Chewy Bars
    Breakfast, lunch, snack - there's a Chewy bar for that. Car rides, pre-dinner, quick energy boost - there's a Chewy bar for that. Thanks mom, for buying these in bulk with every flavor.
  3. Cereal
    Every. Single. Morning. Also a fantastic midnight snack. Thanks mom, for letting us eat sugary goodness instead of boring eggs.
  4. Cheese
    In every form. Sliced, stick, shredded, melted, dip, slab, block - American, Cheddar, Pepper Jack, Mozzarella, Swiss - literally every way to have cheese, I have had it. Thanks mom, for putting cheese on every meal and making cheese slices a go-to snack option.
  5. Go-Gurt
    Not yogurt, only Go-Gurt. Have you ever had a frozen strawberry splash flavored Go-Gurt?! If not, have you even lived?? Thanks mom, for making yogurt fun by buying it in a colorful tube and letting us freeze it so we could pretend it was a Popsicle.