TOM HAVERFORD'S NICKNAMES FOR THINGS

Do you walk on red carpet at all times? Do you have positive thoughts about a day devoted to treating yourself? Do you like soft blankets? If you answered yes to any of these questions then you have found the perfect list for you!
  1. long ass rice
    noodles
  2. pre-birds or future birds
    eggs
  3. tray trays
    entrees
  4. sammies, sandoozles, or adam sandlers
    sandwiches
  5. cool blasterz
    air conditioners
  6. big ol' cookies
    cakes
  7. fry fry chicky chick
    fried chicken
  8. chicky chicky parm parm
    chicken parm
  9. chicky catch
    chicken cacciatore
  10. apps and zerts
    appetizers and desserts
  11. super water
    root beer
  12. bean blankies
    tortillas
  13. food rakes
    forks
  14. go-go-mobile
    car
  15. eat your hearts out, people - the fictional genius behind these nicknames... Parks and Rec's one and only Tom Haverford!!!!!