TOM HAVERFORD'S NICKNAMES FOR THINGS
Do you walk on red carpet at all times? Do you have positive thoughts about a day devoted to treating yourself? Do you like soft blankets? If you answered yes to any of these questions then you have found the perfect list for you!
- •long ass ricenoodles
- •pre-birds or future birdseggs
- •tray traysentrees
- •sammies, sandoozles, or adam sandlerssandwiches
- •cool blasterzair conditioners
- •big ol' cookiescakes
- •fry fry chicky chickfried chicken
- •chicky chicky parm parmchicken parm
- •chicky catchchicken cacciatore
- •apps and zertsappetizers and desserts
- •super waterroot beer
- •bean blankiestortillas
- •food rakesforks
- •eat your hearts out, people - the fictional genius behind these nicknames... Parks and Rec's one and only Tom Haverford!!!!!