Things I think while grading.

Don't judge me.
  1. Ugh. This is so boring.
  2. Maybe I should just give everyone an A-.
  3. Crap. I forgot to add a rubric.
  4. If I give everyone an A-, I'll be done so much sooner...
  5. Ooo a new John Oliver clip!
  6. I'll just take a little break...
  7. Ugh. Now a student is complaining about not knowing the assignment was due and they should get an extension.
  8. I hate students.
  9. I hate grading. Why don't I have a grading minion?
  10. I'll grade later.