Thoughts as I lie in bed half awake in the morning

  1. Are those random thumps coming from the cats, husband, child, or roomba?
  2. Or a serial killer.
  3. It's probably husband AND cats.
  4. But I hope it's the roomba.
  5. I never thought I'd love a robot.
  6. More thumping. Probably my child.
  7. I should probably free her.
  8. Ugh. I don't want to move.
  9. I hope she didn't wet her pants. Children are gross.
  10. It's only 6:30.
  11. She's not crying.
  12. I'll pretend it's the cats.
  13. Nope, definitely her. She's kicking the door and singing.
  14. Singing is happy. I don't want to take away from her valuable alone time.
  15. Now there's meowing.
  16. And a creepy voice! Someone really broke in!
  17. Nope, it's just the roomba, announcing she's jammed.
  18. I bet it's a napkin. Stupid cats put napkin traps everywhere on purpose.
  19. I guess this means we can't have napkins anymore.
  20. The thumping stopped. So did the meowing.
  21. Maybe if I hold really still, everyone will think it's still night time and go back to sleep.
  22. I'm just going to turn up the white noise and pretend I never heard anything.