THINGS THAT MAKE ME WANT TO POKE PEOPLE IN THE EYE

This list is in no particular order
  1. When adults still let their friends "take cuts" in line
  2. When my husband wakes me up to ask if I'm sleeping
  3. When women use their purses or diaper bags to exclude other women from sitting down
  4. Overall dickhead behavior
  5. My MIL
  6. Passive aggression
  7. The dishwasher not loaded the right way
  8. People who have to "one up" you when you talk to them
  9. Know-it-alls
  10. Parade rainers
  11. The television always being on
  12. The sound of snoring
  13. Gossip
  14. People who don't return texts, emails, or calls