THOUGHTS I HAVE WHILE ON OUR FAMILY ROAD TRIP
Driving to Vegas with two kids, one husband and the dog
- •My mother will be so pissed that we left early and didn't tell her
- •We will probably almost die approximately 55 times due to the husband nearly falling asleep at the wheel
- •Why is my dog licking the window?
- •Driving for 1 hour and my 4yo has asked why it's taking so long 15 times
- •The kids wanted to leave my husband at a gas station for taking too long in the bathroom. Not a bad idea.
- •How did I spend $20 on one Mt. Dew and 3 candy bars at a gas station?
- •Did I lock the sliding door?