THOUGHTS I HAVE WHILE ON OUR FAMILY ROAD TRIP

Driving to Vegas with two kids, one husband and the dog
  1. My mother will be so pissed that we left early and didn't tell her
  2. We will probably almost die approximately 55 times due to the husband nearly falling asleep at the wheel
  3. Why is my dog licking the window?
  4. Driving for 1 hour and my 4yo has asked why it's taking so long 15 times
  5. The kids wanted to leave my husband at a gas station for taking too long in the bathroom. Not a bad idea.
  6. How did I spend $20 on one Mt. Dew and 3 candy bars at a gas station?
  7. Did I lock the sliding door?