Things I tell myself when I'm afraid or stressed about doing something.

  1. If you do this than you won't get flesh eating disease.
    This use to work every time until my cousin actually got flesh eating disease. Now it just seems wrong to use this as a motivation tactic.
  2. It's better than being in prison but think of it like being in prison.
    The sooner I do it..the sooner I get early parole.
  3. My kids are watching..it's good for them to see me being brave.
    More likely it's probably best they don't see me being scared cat..it would ruin my super mom image.
  4. A big glass of wine is waiting for me when this is over.
    And by glass I mean bottle of wine.