1. You're so precious
  2. Please don't wake up for at least 90 minutes (naps)/11 hours (nighttime)
  3. Please don't grow up to be a crackhead
  4. I can't believe you grew INSIDE MY BODY
  5. I'm totally that creepy mom watching her baby sleep
  6. You'll never love me as much as I love you and I don't know if I'm okay with that
  7. Crap, you're moving. Don't wake up yet!