Things I Think About While Watching My Baby Sleep
- •You're so precious
- •Please don't wake up for at least 90 minutes (naps)/11 hours (nighttime)
- •Please don't grow up to be a crackhead
- •I can't believe you grew INSIDE MY BODY
- •I'm totally that creepy mom watching her baby sleep
- •You'll never love me as much as I love you and I don't know if I'm okay with that
- •Crap, you're moving. Don't wake up yet!