Early morning conversation with Dad

Inspired by my parents retirement plans and watching "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly"
  1. Me:
    *playing some guitar and watching said movie*
  2. Dad walks in wearing ripped shorts that are too short and no shirt
  3. Dad:
    Who wants a cape? Poncho's are like capes but on BOTH sides!
  4. Dad proceeds to walk out of the room.