TIMES PEOPLE SHOULD BREAK INTO SONG

And I mean really break into song, like James Corden and Adele style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nck6BZga7TQ
  1. Waking up in the morning.
    Just get up, take a deep breath of whatever smell is lingering in the room you just slept in and let you inner Beyonce shine because damn today is gonna be a good ass day.
  2. After the morning poop.
    If you prefer to sing during, you do you boo, you do you. But I must even say that's a bit weird.
  3. Getting to work on time.
    Granted this may cost you your job if you walk through the door, check tour watch, and start belting Swedish opera. However, maybe once you get a little bit of quite time you can hum that Swedish opera to your hearts content.
  4. Coming home.
    I mean fuck yea right?
  5. When getting Arby's.
    We don't really have Arby's in Chicago/Chiberia/Chi-Raq, so whenever I do get Arby's I sing uncontrollably.
  6. Getting the last straw at said fast food joint.
    One of the best feelings that shouldn't be dimmed by the lack of pure vocal magic.
  7. After sex.
    This one is a little controversial especially since you were probably singing during sex, so you don't want to be tiring yourself out right? But out of my experiences, post-sex duets (or quartets if you're into that sort of thing) are super fun. Who wouldn't want to sing a David Bowie-Queen-esque tune whilst naked?
  8. Before the before bed poop.
    Happy thoughts before bed, happy thoughts and lots of relief and relaxation.
  9. When the Martians attack.
    They'll kill you first and then you wouldn't have to deal with the rest of the invasion. Go down as a freaking angel voiced legend am I right or am I right?