When I was a kid I used to start a timer, watch a plant grow, and stop the timer to measure the growth. You should try it sometime.
  1. See I like plants.
  2. Here's me and my plant.
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  3. I think vegetarians are inherently evil because they eat plants, and only plants.
  4. But plants are bunches of magical plantyness.
  5. They'll break through concrete just to survive, but will be crushed under your foot.
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  6. Some plants if you smoke them make you feel like you have super powers.
  7. Be like a plant, and the world will become a better place.