CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITIES

These musicians should stand before a tribunal at The Hague and answer for crimes against the humanities. What other awful covers am I missing?
  1. Amanda Palmer Performers the Popular Hits of Radiohead. It's bad enough there's one ukulele Radiohead cover much less an entire damn EP.
  2. Sturgill Simpson's cover of Nirvana's "In Bloom." Is this some kind of sick joke? Be warned, you can never unhear this.
  3. Metallica covering Nick Cave's "Loverman." Weeping at the desecration. This is like graffiti on The Great Pyramid or something.
  4. Folk covers of rap or R&B songs. Leave it to the professionals please.
  5. Does Stevie Nicks version of Silent Night count??
    I love Stevie but it's one of my least favorite songs of all time- sooooo bad!
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  6. Kanye West's cover of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody
    He forgot the lyrics!
    Suggested by   @michellejennifer
  7. Cowboy Junkies covering "Sweet Jane" by The Velvet Underground
    It sounds like a boring dirge.
    Suggested by   @MatthewAlmont