You never know when you might need these in a text, on Twitter, on li.st, etc. Only the truly crucial ones get saved. Most don't require explanation (I think), but I'll provide commentary when it seems possibly necessary.
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    This one's really handy for people named Mark that have seen the movie, The Room, aka the greatest film ever made.
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    Used 99% of the time with a friend that loathes a song called "The Line." But it works with anyone thinking about fucking up.
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    For punk friends that occasionally lose courage during this political shitstorm.
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    This is Bobby Petrino who got fired from Arkansas after having an affair with his secretary, lying about it, and trying to cover up their joint motorcycle wreck. I usually trot this out during scandals.
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    For my music nerd friends.
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    Local "celebrity" that's kind of an Internet sensation around here.
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    For my friends that hate clowns.
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    My favorite tattoo pose out ever.
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    Every. Damn. Time.
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    Mirror selfie at a bar in Denver. This brightens anyone's day I send it to.
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    Poke fun at hipsters with this one.
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    Saw this one night and couldn't get over the idea of an Anarchy plate on a BMW.
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    Probably going to Muncie this fall and will use it approximately 5,000 times that weekend.
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    I don't smoke, but usually use this to express wonder or unbridled joy. Shit just cracks me up.
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    I have a friend that's a serious yoga practitioner, but who hates horses. I like to send him pictures of people doing yoga with horses. I have a whole folder of these. Sometimes my friends will coordinate and everyone will text him horse yoga pics at the same time. His girlfriend encourages this from us. 😂
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    I don't expect anyone to get this, but dear lord, it is funny in certain circles.
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    One of my favorite memes ever
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