THINGS I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED

  1. Meet a cool guy
    Dating him now
  2. ANAL
    Been trying for too long
  3. Made the best pasta sauce
    Tomato + onion + too much rapeseed oil
  4. My only K-Pop crush
    Hyuna (her name sounds like Hyundai)
  5. Smoked for 4 days in a row
    Same amount I did during a breakup once
  6. Writing this list
    I have low expectations of myself