THOUGHTS THAT ARE KEEPING ME AWAKE AT 6AM
Gather around for this one, children...
- •Does my cat think her flamingo toy is her baby? Should I talk to the vet about it?
- •That one kid who was always mean to me at school then confessed his love for me on the last day. Just looked him up, he is now a famous football player.
- •Why is our dog licking the pillow? Why is she so fucking loud?
- •I hope my Environmental Sciences teacher accepts my friend request.
- •How the fuck am I gonna get lip filler when I'm petrified of needles?
- •Why didn't @AsaAkira warn me that after someone cums in my butt, it doesn't just somehow get absorbed? Instead you just poop cum for the rest of the day.
- •Why isn't this list app more popular?
- •Why am I not more popular on this list app?
- •When can we start buying followers for this?
- •I shouldn't have eaten that minced turkey. Note to self: don't eat the fucking minced turkey from Whole Foods. It's always a disappointment.
- •I got a custom made shirt and then realised I made a typo but it's so cute and so expensive I'm not willing to fix it.