IDEAS FOR MY GRAVE STONE
- •"Here lies Jake Curtis - great writer of epitaphs."
- •Jake Curtis?
- •"Hut one, hut two. Big titties, big butt too" - Nicki Minaj
- •A connect the dots that when completed gives my dates of birth and death
- •Here lies Jake Curtis - King of Manta Rays and owner of socks!
- •Necrophiliacs wanted.
- •*mic dropped*
- •Jake Curtis - 834 friends, 208 Twitter followers, 9 list app followers