IDEAS FOR MY GRAVE STONE

  1. "Here lies Jake Curtis - great writer of epitaphs."
  2. ...
  3. Jake Curtis?
  4. "Hut one, hut two. Big titties, big butt too" - Nicki Minaj
  5. A connect the dots that when completed gives my dates of birth and death
  6. Here lies Jake Curtis - King of Manta Rays and owner of socks!
  7. Necrophiliacs wanted.
  8. *mic dropped*
  9. Jake Curtis - 834 friends, 208 Twitter followers, 9 list app followers