JAKE CURTIS' TINDER STATS

  1. Name: Jake Curtis
  2. Age: 18
  3. Height: 5'9"
  4. Eye colour: Blue
  5. Number of likes given: 500+
  6. Number of matches: 2
  7. % success rate: 0.4
  8. Morale: low
  9. Self esteem: low
  10. What's wrong with him: apparently everything