KANYE WEST LINES REWRITTEN FOR ME

  1. They forgot about one thing when they tried to blackball me. My white balls.
    Gorgeous
  2. Did you realise that you were a participant? Yes I did.
    Champion
  3. They say I'm crazy but I'm bout to go dumb again. They ain't see me cos I pulled up in my Ford Focus. Last weeks I was in my mum's Toyota.
    Otis
  4. You know what the Midwest is? Young and restless. Where restless fellas might snatch your necklace and next these fellas might jack your Lexus. Somebody tell these fellas who Kanye West is.
    Jesus Walks
  5. Cutie the bomb, met her at a beauty salon with a baby Louis Vuitton under her under arm. She said I can tell you rock. I can tell by your charm. I said "what? Sorry. Are you talking to..." And then got scared and ran away.
    Gold digger
  6. DJs need to listen to the models. "Sorry, Jake who?"
    Dark Fantasy
  7. Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses on Facebook messenger.
    Otis
  8. I wanna fuck you hard on a bed. And after that cry a little bit.
    Bound 2