MILLION DOLLAR IDEAS
Inspired by @brendohare
- •Golden foilIt's like silver foil for gangsters
- •Reverse sunglassesThey cover the whole of your head in tinted glass except your eyes. More glass. More cool.
- •Centaur Butler Service
- •Crest pink stripsPink is the new white
- •W-Ray glassesThey're like X-ray glasses but instead of being able to see through opaque objects you cannot see through transparent object. (N.b. These are essentially just blacked out glasses)
- •An 'I'm feeling lucky' setting on seeing eye dogs
- •Combining the real police force and the stripper police force so when you call you never know which you're going to get.
- •Jewellery theft