MILLION DOLLAR IDEAS

Inspired by @brendohare
  1. Golden foil
    It's like silver foil for gangsters
  2. Reverse sunglasses
    They cover the whole of your head in tinted glass except your eyes. More glass. More cool.
  3. Centaur Butler Service
  4. Crest pink strips
    Pink is the new white
  5. W-Ray glasses
    They're like X-ray glasses but instead of being able to see through opaque objects you cannot see through transparent object. (N.b. These are essentially just blacked out glasses)
  6. An 'I'm feeling lucky' setting on seeing eye dogs
  7. Combining the real police force and the stripper police force so when you call you never know which you're going to get.
  8. Jewellery theft