THE MYSTERY OF MY 99 PROBLEMS LIST

  1. So, as I remember it, about 10 days ago I made a list of Jay-Z's 99 problems.
  2. So today I go looking for it and...
  3. Where is it?
  4. Is it further down... No
  5. Further up... No
  6. Let's see if I can find people liking it in my notifications
  7. Searching
  8. Searching
  9. Searching...
  10. NOTHING!
  11. Oh god!
  12. Did I make it up?!
  13. Was it a dream?!?! Is this like real life Memento or The Game or Fight Club?!
  14. Did I do the thing I thought I did?! Can I trust my memory.
  15. WAIT! A CLUE! A VITAL CLUE! The crack in the masterplan.
  16. And!!!
  17. It must have existed. Where is it then?! Did JayZ get upset and take it down? Did Kanye get upset that Jay got a list before him and take it down? Did Beyoncé sue with claims of slander.
  18. At the moment we just don't know but we have some leads.
  19. Find out the real truth next time on Serial.