THE US SUPREME COURT RANKED BY THEIR PORNSTAR SLOGANS
- •Sonia SotomayerYou can Sotomise me!
- •Ruth Bader GinsburgYou better bring some balls, because this Ruth is a babe.
- •John RobertsThis ex-attorney General assistant wants to attorney you round.
- •Samuel AlitoAre you sure you don't want Alito bit more?
- •Antonin ScaliaSome girls like it smoother. Some girls like it scalier.
- •Elena KaganKagan's been doing kegels.
- •Anthony KennedyI'll be your Kennedy if you'll me my Marilyn.
- •Clarence Thomas*whilst flexing his biceps* This ex-circuit judge has been doing circuits.
- •Stephen BreyerI'm going to actively liberate your breasts.