THE US SUPREME COURT RANKED BY THEIR PORNSTAR SLOGANS

  1. Sonia Sotomayer
    You can Sotomise me!
  2. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
    You better bring some balls, because this Ruth is a babe.
  3. John Roberts
    This ex-attorney General assistant wants to attorney you round.
  4. Samuel Alito
    Are you sure you don't want Alito bit more?
  5. Antonin Scalia
    Some girls like it smoother. Some girls like it scalier.
  6. Elena Kagan
    Kagan's been doing kegels.
  7. Anthony Kennedy
    I'll be your Kennedy if you'll me my Marilyn.
  8. Clarence Thomas
    *whilst flexing his biceps* This ex-circuit judge has been doing circuits.
  9. Stephen Breyer
    I'm going to actively liberate your breasts.