THINGS I FEAR ARE WAITING FOR ME IN HELL

Fingers crossed
  1. Trousers without sufficient bum space
  2. Attractive relatives
  3. A boo track
    It's like a laugh track but it's just people booing and heckling every time you try and make a joke.
  4. Nazi, Gandhi, Mum.
    This is a game show hosted by Steve Harvey that I would be on where there are three holes. You have to punch through one. Behind each hole is either a Nazi, Gandhi or your mum. Though 33% of the time this game would be great, the majority of the time it would be awful.
  5. All of the TVs will be playing the oscars but it's just the awards for special effects and editing and the other dull ones
  6. Biggie Smalls looking really disappointed about the man I became
  7. Mustard