THINGS I LEARNT WHILE STANDING IN LINE FOR CHANCE THE RAPPER

  1. People show up earlier for concerts in America
  2. The man who initially owned my ticket was called Witold Michlewitz
  3. Cool 'just wearing a t-shirt look' was not the right look
  4. The people behind me drank before coming here
  5. Often what you imagine is around the corner is better than what's actually there
  6. Someone accidentally dropped a weed farm into an industrial furnace somewhere around 59th Street
  7. The people behind are "just like aaargh"
  8. The girl behind me's mother enjoys EVERY type of music EXCEPT hard rap
  9. VIPs are lonely