THINGS I'VE BEEN FORCED TO DO AND WHY
- •Wash my cutleryI ran out of cutlery so have now just started washing them individually for use.
- •Go to Westfield to use the free wifiThe neighbours, who's wifi I was stealing, just moved out.
- •Put on clothesMy kitchen blinds won't close and there's a family with 3 kids and a dog living opposite.
- •Face the inevitable mortality of lifeI've had a lot of free time to think