THINGS I'VE BEEN FORCED TO DO AND WHY

  1. Wash my cutlery
    I ran out of cutlery so have now just started washing them individually for use.
  2. Go to Westfield to use the free wifi
    The neighbours, who's wifi I was stealing, just moved out.
  3. Put on clothes
    My kitchen blinds won't close and there's a family with 3 kids and a dog living opposite.
  4. Face the inevitable mortality of life
    I've had a lot of free time to think