THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WON THE POWERBALL
Inspired by @joemurphy
- •Buy a solid gold multi-tool kitSo I can be pragmatic and gangster at the same time.
- •Hire a full time hype man
- •Buy two private jets with a connecting bridge. Then decorate one like a 20s gentleman's club and the other like a 60s hippie commune.So I had the right environment for all 2 of my moods
- •Hire a private investigator to find me a best friend called Benson.
- •Or pay my best friend Nat to change his name to Benson.
- •Build a flat in the top of the George Washington monument.
- •Get Earth, Wind and Fire as my alarm clock.
- •Pay sky writers to write "first person to catch Jake wins $100,000. He's wearing a pink sparkly suit and matching top hat." Over london. Dress up in my sparkly suit. Have the best day ever.
- •Land diving.It's like sky diving but you pay someone to dig a 2000ft hole into the earth and then dive in that.