THINGS SAID TO ME WHILST STAYING AT A HOSTEL IN AUSTIN FOR A WEEK

I do not hold or condone any of these views
  1. If Anne Frank had been more like Helen Keller she'd have been fine
  2. He's trying to run that ass out of his mind
  3. He's just one of those black guys who knows how to fry chicken
  4. I've been to jail with drugs in my belly button
  5. She needs to do more sports
    This was the classiest way I've ever heard someone call someone else fat
  6. Ask her to lick where you shit from big fella
  7. I wish I'd treated Christmas songs like heroin and waited till my teens to try them so I could have enjoyed them
  8. Goodbye, I really enjoyed listening to your conversation last night